ScaryDuck:  The other House Of Lies.  But he was a gentleman about me using the name!

Neil Gaiman:  A brilliant writer, with a good taste in cars, and a thing about tea.

Queen Anne's Revenge:  Good music.  Give them money, they will make you happy.

Findlay Napier & The Bar Room Mountaineers:   More good music.  Again, go, give money, be happy.   

Penguin People:   Events managers of taste and distinction.  Also sole agents for the House of Lies staff when fire eating.   

 Belfast Unbound:   When a man is tired of Gothic horror style domination in a public event, he is tired of life.