Dougie G:  Who is strangely attracted to beetroot.

JJS:  Who prefers intelligent women.

jlh:  Who cries himself to sleep every night.

gus w:  Who did not inhale.

Tobias H:  Who once ate a tyre for a bet.

Auryx:  Who has a career in a call centre

your little sister: Who has no tattoos at all.

Lord Vader: Who has a pet gherkin.

Suzie: Who has $30 million in a trunk box

Ken McG:  Who has a sixth toe.

Shaun: Who bought "Vanilla Ice's" last album.

cameron: who has never touched a drop of alcohol.

 

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